WTF FRIDAYS! CRIMES AGAINST ANATOMY.

wtfWTF FRIDAYS!  Where it hurts the more you look at it.

You know, I could write something witty here. I could try to be clever, but fuck it. I’m just going to be blunt…

Can anyone tell me what the fuck this thing is?!

It’s got rubber tits, a square jaw, and muscles like a balloon animal gone wrong. Is this a steroid addicted plastic surgery disaster? A transsexual space alien hooker? Or just a crime against anatomy? I can’t tell. And those lip! Those lips are like… hell, why am I even trying? There is nothing I can say about this image that it hasn’t already done to itself a thousand times worse.

balloonhooker

The more I look at this, the more it hurts.

To today’s WTF FRIDAYS entry comes to you from Michael Emlet, an artist and animator with a knack for creating pin-ups that hurt the more you look at them. Don’t believe me? Check out his rendition of Tomb Raider’s ever bulbous Lara Croft. Or this sweaty fleshpot, and by fleshpot, I mean this woman really does look like a mound of flesh that just climbed out of a pot of genetic fluids.

Want more? Visit Michael Emlet’s gallery on Deviant Art where he goes by the moniker of Squeegeedude.

Bring eye bleach.

 

About Dr. Josh Finney

Dr. Finney is an author and sometimes artist. His titles include: Titanium Rain, Utopiates, and OBJECTIVE: Terminus. All are currently available at Amazon.com.
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