wtfWTF FRIDAYS! Where mein Führer ist ein pony!

So today I am proposing we add a new “rule” to the internet zeitgeist. We have endless “rules” for cataloging the landscape of online porn. We have Godwin’s Law regarding the mentioning of Hitler in discussion threads. Well, I’d like to add the following:

Rule 145: Anything can and eventually will have Hitler merged with it.

Remember when I said I try to limit the number of sex/perversion themed WTF FRIDAYS!? I’m discovering I may need to apply the same standard to Hitler-crossover related art. I mean, sheer volume of this stuff I’m finding is staggering! So on that note, I bring you this gem of Rule 145 artwork: Pony Hitler’s Downfall!


As his dreams of world conquest crumble around him, Pony Hitler ends it all.

What I love about this piece is the detail—the pink Nazi pony weeping as he razor blades himself, the rainbow blasting out the back of Pony Hitler’s head, Eva Pony’s SS print panties. Genius. Pure genius. Not since Picasso’s Guernica has an artist been able to capture the horrors of war and pony slaughter.

The sick mind behind this piece is Curt Sibling, a professional cartoonist from the UK. And let me tell you, this man has a talent for vile cuteness gone apocalyptically wrong. With a style that falls somewhere between R. Crumb and Archie’s Comics, Sibling’s art portrays a gonzo world of the depraved, the bizarre, and the batshit insane. And yeah, he REALLY likes My Little Pony…or maybe he hates it. It’s hard to tell.

You can visit Curt Sibling’s gallery on Deviant Art here. And follow his blog here…apparently he does comic, too.

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gun_nutGun activist Adam Kokesh has called for gun owners to join him in an armed march on Washington, D.C. this Forth of July. Initially Kokesh asserted the march would be a peaceful act of civil disobedience. Well, after nearly 5,200 people RSVPed for the event, Kokesh changed his mind. Now he wants July 4th to be a full-scale armed revolt. In his own words…

“A new American revolution is long overdue. This revolution has been brewing in the hearts and minds of the people for many years, but this Independence Day, it shall take a new form as the American Revolutionary Army will march on each state capital to demand that the governors of these 50 states immediately initiate the process of an orderly dissolution of the federal government through secession and reclamation of federally held property.”

Yep. Screw the “peaceful” march. Now Kokesh wants revolution.

Time for a quick civics lesson.

Since Kokesh has called for gun owners to overthrow the government, he and anyone who joins him on his July 4 crusade are guilty of treason. Not only that, since their intent is a violent overthrow of the government, they are also ENEMY COMBATANTS.

This means they lose their rights as citizens and would be tried in military court.  Frankly, if any of these assholes tries anything this July 4th, I hope the Army tosses their dumb asses into Gitmo.

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wtfWTF FRIDAYS!  Where it hurts the more you look at it.

You know, I could write something witty here. I could try to be clever, but fuck it. I’m just going to be blunt…

Can anyone tell me what the fuck this thing is?!

It’s got rubber tits, a square jaw, and muscles like a balloon animal gone wrong. Is this a steroid addicted plastic surgery disaster? A transsexual space alien hooker? Or just a crime against anatomy? I can’t tell. And those lip! Those lips are like… hell, why am I even trying? There is nothing I can say about this image that it hasn’t already done to itself a thousand times worse.


The more I look at this, the more it hurts.

To today’s WTF FRIDAYS entry comes to you from Michael Emlet, an artist and animator with a knack for creating pin-ups that hurt the more you look at them. Don’t believe me? Check out his rendition of Tomb Raider’s ever bulbous Lara Croft. Or this sweaty fleshpot, and by fleshpot, I mean this woman really does look like a mound of flesh that just climbed out of a pot of genetic fluids.

Want more? Visit Michael Emlet’s gallery on Deviant Art where he goes by the moniker of Squeegeedude.

Bring eye bleach.


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wtfWTF FRIDAYS! Where I’m not even going to try and top last week’s post. Seriously.

Okay. Let’s get one thing straight. I’m not going to be able to top the horror of last week’s “Dragons Fucking Cars” post. Not for awhile, at least. It’ll take some time for me to find another art piece that so beautifully merges seven types of wrong into one brilliant expression of fuckery. But hey, there’s more to life than just warped perversion, right? Sure! There’s also high weirdness…


So is this sarcasm? A clever commentary, perhaps? Have we as a culture fallen back on yelling “Hilter” so much that the true significance of his atrocities have lost meaning? Or is this just a diorama of Hitler getting his Fonzi on? Perhaps the creator of this piece explains it best…

“So anyone who has been following my diorama work, will know that i strive to be Über realistic and historically accurate. this is no different. through extensive research, i have found that Hitler was an adrenaline junky, and regularity jumped killer sharks. this is my diorama of Hitler getting his kicks during the summer of 1937.”

Well that’s good enough for me.

This historic reproduction was built by Shawn, who goes by ecn86 on Deviant Art. Shawn is a model builder who specialized in high-end 1:32 scale dioramas and kit-bashing. Usually his stuff is pretty straight forward, like this scene of “Escape From Castle Cluckenstein,” but also explores show lesser knowns aspects of the Second World War. For instance, there is his scene of Britain’s secret weapon, the “Giant Cock Project,” and America’s menacing “Dogs of War.” Or the Red Army’s fateful encounter with the “Abominable Kraut Monster.”

You can see Shawn’s full gallery here.

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