lauper1Ever since I allowed myself to become entangled in the cultural barbwire that is Facebook, I’ve found myself visiting pages at random and leaving bizarre (if not somewhat honest) comments. Most of these are typically odd one-liners that only work in context of a posted photo or rant. But recently I stumbled across the page of one Miss Cyndi Lauper. I thought some of you would appreciate the comment I left her…

“Dear Ms. Lauper. I would like to thank you for all you did for me growing up. As a kid, it was seeing you on MTV that gave me my first erection and left me with a life long love of talented, quirky, no-nonsense women with multi-colored hair. That, and your music ain’t half bad either. Thanks.”

Before you ask, no. I haven’t heard back.

About Dr. Josh Finney

Dr. Finney is an author and sometimes artist. His titles include: Titanium Rain, Utopiates, and OBJECTIVE: Terminus. All are currently available at
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